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　　It must be crowded

　　A teacher is telling his students,” The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”

　　And a boy laughs and says, ”It must get crowded when it’s a crecent moon.”

　　That’s not my dog

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, ”Does your dog bite?”

　　The shopkeeper says, ”No, my dog doesn’t bite.”

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”

　　The shopkeeper replies, “That’s not my dog!”

　　Where is the egg?

　　Teacher:”Can you make a sentence with the word ‘egg’?”

　　Student:”Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.”

　　Teacher:”Then where is the ‘egg’?”

　　Student:”In the cake, Sir.”